Gsys
I heard recently there is a computer system call GSys. I suppose there being computer systems named Buddha and Kali, maybe it was inevitable.

I'm glad I don't use it. I wouldn't like to have to say, with a straight face, "GSys is down!" "I'm booting up GSys" "GSys is giving me an error" "GSys is so user friendly!"  ¶ 1:31 pm