When I got my eyebrow pierced, my aunt freaked out. She was sayin’ stuff like “Ear-rings on men, now this. What next!? A pierced bum?!” I said to her, “Take a look Aunty, I’ve already got a bum piercing, its called a tush stud.” The concept of body piercing has only one place further to go. What’s the next logical step? One day my nephew is going to say to me: "Hey uncle Mark, check this out. I know you can’t see anything. Duh! No, put your hand here. Hey don’t freak out, its just a bladder ring man! Dude, you’re such an old man! I’m getting a pancreas stud next month, and I’m saving up for a liver tatt’."  ¶ 1:49 pm